静雄様への事

I did not post about episode 7 despite it being 1000% delicious Heiwajima Shizuo goodness. Geez, I admit it that I'll still hit on him even if he's still a high school or even middle school. Nothing much can compare to the Stupid Sexy Shizuo delight. He's not exactly stupid, I just wanted the triple S combo. And he's just a straight person who doesn't like those who enjoy bending the truth.

He's just adorable. He may use anything as a weapon but f*ck! He's STILL adorable. So adorable that I wouldn't mind getting punched or flung by him... OTL

Episode 7 shows Shizuo, Shizuo, Shizuo and Shizuo. I might just fork out some money especially for the DVD version of episode 7. It's that alluring!

Episode 7 clearly states that Shizuo hates violence. Serious, no joke. He hates it yet he uses it. Is he contradicting himself? No. He just can't control it. His muscle output is constantly at its maximum. According to Shinra, normal humans have limiters so that we don't hurt ourselves but our dear bartender is a different case. He's broken his bones over and over again which resulted his awesomeness. He can lift Seiji up by the collar in ONE hand. He doesn't even feel shit when he gets stabbed with pens. He gets stabbed in his legs and he's still running around. He has his hand stabbed yet he manages to look at it and just complain about it bleeding if he pulled it out. Shizuo-sama, please use the bandages and not super glue...

But no matter how I look at it, he's really a child at heart. So... moe.. .... Ignore that.

But that doesn't mean he's the bottom.

Damn it! Get it straight! Shizuo = seme.

I don't see how you can force a man of his strength to submit to anyone! Yes I'm being bias >(

And I've noticed Shizuo's tendency to get annoyed at people who talk about "true love". In episode 7, he whacked the guy who was sputtering about true love with.. "Mint-chan" (despite her never giving him her contact details) with a sign board. In episode 9, he swung Seiji round and round before finally flinging him at a truck just because Seiji was screaming crap about loving Harima Mika yet not giving a single shit about her problems. You go Shizuo. You rock. You're the defender of love. Yes. I-RABU-UUUU!!! He'll be the perfect husband alright. He will be. Rejoice, Akane. Rejoice!

Ikebukuro just misunderstands Shizuo a lot... No thanks to Uzaya. Shizuo's more of a human than you are, so don't go around saying that he isn't!!!