It's always something like.. ".. I'm bored. I know! Let's go mindfuck the innocent characters for my personal entertainment!". Okay, this isn't the case for Kiryu Takayuki but he's doing something similar alright. It was his intention to warn, but since it's coming from HIM, the warning becomes two times more dangerous thus causing mindfuck to the poor victim even more. It doesn't help that you smirk in almost all your cutouts, Mr. Kiryu. Or maybe I just felt this way because you have the same seiyuu as Orihaya U- Izaya, your people loving information broker from DuRaRaRa!!
M!Katsuya of Kichiku Megane wasn't bad because in his GOOD endings, he isn't (so much of) an ass. For his bad endings.. well... He died a few times. Being a brute never helps, Katsuya, so please, remain the cute uke you are! And stay away from Midou-san for the time being. I never felt the least bit guilty of ignoring Midou's demands of going to the hotel when I was playing N!Katsuya's Honda Kenji's route. I was more to like "see ya, sucker!". There's once I foolishly went to the hotel though... It piqued my rage enough to play M!Katsuya just to see Katsuya be the S and Midou, the M. It was awesome. Revenge was sweet. Until the ending where he stabbed Katsuya to death. Bastard. Midou may be voiced by Yusa Kouji, the awesome man behind Bernado Ortolani of Lucky Dog 1. They may have the same seiyuu but seriously, I can't bring myself to like Midou. Okay, I like him when he's not being the S to N!Katsuya.
It's strange though. I used to love relationships such as MidouxN!Katsuya three years ago, when I first stepped into BL (everything started with /cm/). I would download loads of stuff of aarinfantasy in search of such genre. But as time passed, I started to get disgusted by it. I don't know how it started to turn that way. Probably it was because of Togainu no Chi's Shiki. Yep, I used to fangirl over how cool he looked, how suave he sounded (Oh Midorikawa Hikaru!). Yeah, all that until I found out that he's somewhat of a jerk. And then there was Keisuke, THE childhood friend who somehow behaves like a puppy (and is not dumb like Taiyo of STEAL!). Keichan both long and showered Akira with attention. Results weren't that good when Akira ignored him. Remember that really... nice.. intestines.. CG.. anyone? Yeah, from the scene where he stabs Akira to death, pulls out the organ and rubs it on his face going "It's warm.. It's beautiful! Akira!". Err.. At least the last words were "I love you" before the credits roll for that ending. Okay, please put the knife away now Keisuke, there is no need for it. You're loved! You're really loved... Geez, you're the first BL game character I wrote a fanfiction for >w<...
Whoops!
Husbando Nendo Kaito's glaring at me now.... OTL
Back to STEAL!.
Nikaido Ryouichi, I admit, has a pretty boring route. Feel free to shoot me. But, wait. His route is boring, his character itself is boring in the game. Why? God, LOOK at the characters. He's the ONLY decent looking person of the lot! There's emo boy, evil megane, ...suave italian?, some-what-girly-looking-guy, wolfram-to-be, blurrrr guy and golden retriever. Yes, golden retriever has taken over "retard" position. Golden retriever Taiyo actually ate dog food once because he ran out of snacks. Ryouichi's got a strange type of evolution in the game. Asuka seems him as a brother, dad, a mum, and finally, a teacher. Wow! But he's still a nice guy. Goes to show how boring my taste is, eh? But it isn't the first time. I tend to pick and adore the most boring guys of the lot the most. Occasionally, JUST OCCASIONALLY, these guys tend to be much older, that's all! Don't be mistaken, I don't, DON'T have an oyaji fetish. And to put Ryouichi in oyaji class is simply rude! Jebus! I'll sue you!
*cough cough*
But in my opinion, it's true that I find Ryouichi's route boring. It's.. dull. He doesn't harass you/Asuka or anything. More to like, he's worrying bout you fitting into the team. He's worrying like a dad/mum/bro/teacher. Hell yeah! Basically, this guy's just worrying about everything but doesn't show it. He wants to set a good example. A typical "onii-chan character". He LOVES history. He SUCKS in art. Really, the only thing that kept me going on wasn't the story. It was the want to know more about Ryouichi. And to know how will Asuka's love life end up with Ryouichi. Asuka's clearly swinging the other way and Ryouichi's had some of moe moments together. Seriously, a lap pillow? Forget it, Asuka, you're never topping anyone in your life. Ever. But lol, the image of Ryoichi having Asuka as his "pillow" looked some what sweet. Actually, ALL of his CG's made me go "Awwwww...", save for the ones where he's holding the notes for God's sake. I'd be insane if I went "Awwwwwwww~~" even at THAT. There's a limit to how much one can fangirl about a character. Ryouichi seemed to rank third in the popularity poll for couples, and fourth as a solo character. Who topped? Claudio, the "suave Italian". So he's next on the list, as mentioned in my previous post.
..... *Nyaa*
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