Sunday, 28 February 2010

A letter!

Dear Heiwajima Shizuo,


As a fan, I think it's totally okay to date Awakusu Akane despite her being younger even with your age halved. It's like, you know, look up on Gamma and Uni from KHR for reference. I'm sure you'll do fine. Age does not matter in love, you see, so it's alright. It's all about the matter of her soul. She may be young she's a good girl alright. Don't worry, it is already believed that she sees you as her hero, her knight in shining armor (or in this case, bartender with sunglasses). Most girls fall for their heroes and she's no exception. You are loved! Plus, you're very good looking to boot. Many have said that you were scouted by a talent agent before. That's very good news. With your demeanor and decorum, you're a great guy! And when you smile, oh! Angels descend to the Earth and sing the gospel! Thousands of miracles happen! So please, do smile more. Especially when you're with Akane.

PS:Please don't hurt me ;_;

Signed by
Rii-tanEkusuZeroNana!
(Because I'm still terribly afraid to be squashed
by a vending machine or a letter box so I'll only
be leaving my pseudonym here so that you can't
hunt me down in rage but I really believe you when
you say that you hate violence!! I am not in any way
trying to make you use violence!! I'm so sorry!!!

PS: I think you're hot! And Hanejima Yuuhei's superbly awesome!!)


Yeah, I'll pretty much send him that letter if I could. And after I do, I'll be careful to never stand on the Oh, screw the pseudonym, I don't use THAT version.

Mr Lag Seeing, feel free to send the letter!! I'm sure it'll give you a good experience as a Letter Bee!

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