Battler!!!!!!!!!

Ushiromiya Ange, Ronove, Bernkastel, Lambadelta and a bunch of high-school uniform girls with customized uniforms that reveal their pantsu have taken over Umineko's opening. They still maintained a but of the old scenes, especially the one with Beatrice looking so darn sad. I really wonder what happened to her. The fifth motion graphic of the Umineko game series' opening did say something about Beatrice. Yeah, she's pretty much fucking wicked in the anime but surely there's a reason ;_;



According to episode 12

• Beatrice was a cute loli
• Beatrice was formerly a human
• Beatrice isn't her real name most likely.
• The "real" Beatrice seems to be a sweet witch.
• Loli Beatrice is also sweet.
• And complete wtf, Rosa killed someone.

(Basically, the episodes are somewhat repeating themselves. No, NOT in the horrifying infamous Endless Eight manner. Even I grew sick looking through the screenshots just for Kyon and Koizumi)


So Battler's up in ANOTHER match against Beato. (Oh man, Ronove is a butler, has Sugita Tomokazu for his seiyuu, looks kinda good with a monocle, and is a noble? Oh yay nobleman butlers!) It's entertaining to see a dumbfounded Beato. This episode basically repeats the first ritual, this time with details we did not know formerly.

• Battler says pretty cheesy and embarrassing stuff when he's younger.

  "I'll be back, au revoir. I'll be on a white horse when I come see you"

• The four cousins and Shannon swore to always be friends no matter what kinda fucking shit problems their parents have.

• Beatrice reveals to Maria that she was formerly a human as well and it's possible to be a witch if you wish to.

• Ronove debuts when he catches the ring for Beatrice.

• "So not only have goat-heads and bare-legged girls popped up all over the place, but now we have a butler showing up too..."

• The adults try to identify the culprit and discuss about Beatrice. Kinzo's wife suspected that he had a blonde mistress living somewhere secretly on the island.

• The adults find out that this is all a "game" by Beatrice for those who wish to be the head of the family.

• Rosa "killed" Beatrice in the past.

• Eva somewhat believes in magic. Believe me, her schooling self was FUCKING annoying.

• Every single woman on Rokkenjima has hueg boobies. Lol.

Ange comes into the picture only 12 years after the massacre. One of the lines in the 5th motion graphic opening was "Oniichan came back?". My interest has increased desu! Bet Ange doesn't know of the shit her brother has to go through because of Beatrice. Well, he deserved it, lol. There's more emo Beato in there too! (I'm wondering when Amakusa Juza will make his debut and who his seiyuu will be. There are tons of Juza x Ange fanart out there and the majority of them which are GORGEOUS!)

"Eternal chains",

"the red of truth",

"When the seagull cries,
there will be none alive"