Sengoku Basara 12

DAMN. SHIT!

Episode 12 of Sengoku Basara 12 MAY BE a little too fast paced but who gives a shit now.

Kojuuro's got his airtime! Kojuuro's got his airtime! YEA-HAH! *fangasms*
I must admit, I couldn't really hate the scene Masamune-sama was being "tortured" (Cheers to my sadistic side). His bravery was strongly admirable when Oda Nobunaga wanted to take his other eye away. The courage and everything just... EXPLODED FROM HIM!! Being held up by the chin, Masamune-sama, you are now far beyond worthy of being manly. You are now on par with Kojuuro. However, I still think you're the uke for him. I pretty much liked the part his helmet dropped off. Love his hair.

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I'M STILL FEELING FIRED UP!!! SANADA YUKIMURA, I CERTAINLY LOVE THE WAY YOUR'RE CONSTANTLY FIRED UP! (Your emo times shall be ignored so that my image of your manliness is not affected but you were adorable in a fragile sense at that moment. It shows the human side to you, just like Masamune's all the way back in episode 4. Thank you, Maeda Keiji for reminding him (Masamune-sama) what's important... Though I still don't really like you..)

Thank god Date Clan wasn't really disbanded.

The lessons Sengoku Basara episode 12 will surely teach you....

1. Great rivals think alike.
2. You can ride a horse downhill safely at top speed.
3. Ninjas run as fast as horses.
4. When you get shot in the ribs, for God's sake, (Masamune-sama, Masamune-sama, Masamune-sama.... PLEASE!!) take a rest. No fangirl enjoys watching you bleed (although it may be a fetish [*snicker*] but still! You'll surely make everyone worry Masamune-sama!)
5. You'll be consumed by darkness if you're really soft-hearted and your beloved husband dies right before your eyes.
   
6. Darkness kills.
7. Oda Nobunaga is a fucked up fag who does not care about his wife (Nouhime) and shoots his own sister (Ichi) without hesitation.
8. It is possible to orgasm while fighting Kojuuro. Take Akechi Mitsuhide. I bet he came in his pants when Kojuurou used a skill against him.
9. Kojuuro looks hot when he slicks his hair back. His hair has the ability to remain slicked back no matter the situation, even during rainy days, horse riding sessions, sparring sessions with Masamune-sama, getting caught up in an explosion- You name it, his hair remains slicked back.
10. Kojuuro knows about chil- the enemy well.
11. Kojuuro does not feel hot while wearing his coat in a building that has caught fire.
12. Kojuuro will always manage to look GAR no matter what.
13. Little children can't stand fire and smoke.
14. Ichi remains beautiful even after she's shot. (Never expected that but I've taken a great liking to Ichi. Azai Nagamasa, you're one lucky man... even if you're dead..)
15. The Sixth Demon King CAN be defeated.
    
16. One will the feeling of wanting to embrace one of the characters as to comfort them. (I pick Date Masamune. Can't stand seeing the blood oozing from his wound)
17. Hondam Tadakatsu was alive all along. (Probably in hiding, waiting for the chance to drill a hole in Nobunaga's ass so that Nobunaga can actually die of hemorrhoids to take revenge for Tokugawa Ieyasu)
    
18. Nobunaga is not manly. (Remember, REAL MEN USE BLADES and NOT GUNS!)
19. Canon was running all across episode 12 for Masamune x Yukimura but I stay loyal to Kojuuro x Masamune.
20. Nobunaga looks pretty gay without the cape.
21. You can surf on anchors (Hail Motochika Chousakabe!)
22. ...Circles are deadly...? (Mouri Motonari.. Should've included him in my add maths project)
23. Basara. Is. Lovely.
24. Yukimura looks weird without his headband.
25. Not only Kuchiku Byakuya can use Senbon Zakura. Maeda Keiji can too.
26. Date Masamune and Sanada Yukimura both defy gravity.
27. BLAZE ~Crimson Lotus~ can get you seriously fired up. Advisable to consume with Yukimura for full effect.

Itsuki has been spotted. Thank you Production I.G. for making a season 2. Though its coming out in 2010... I'll STILL be anticipating it. I mean, come on! Who doesn't love Masamune-sama's Engrish? Who doesn't love the "OYAKATASAMUAAAA - YUKIMURAA!" moments? Who doesn't love Kasuga and Sasuke together? Who doesn't like horses that look like motorbikes?

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*faints from excitement*

The ending of Cour 1 shows that life has returned to normal for the main generals. And damn, that's a good sign. The announcement for Cour 2 came right after the final scene.

I hope Masamune-sama got *bleep* by Kojuuro because victories are meant to be celebrated.