Questions?

Concerning the video from the JAP album, the CG version of the PV, a few questions popped into my mind -_-

*cough cough cough*

First off.

1. How the fuck do horses run so damn fast?
2. How on earth do you fight ON galloping stallions and not lose your balance?
3. How the hell do you fight with six swords / two spears?
4. How the heck is it possible to stare at your opponent while parrying/delivering blows?
5. Running horses don't injure men when literally rams into them?
   
6. Horses can fly?
7. Can hair defy gravity without gel? (blame Motochika for this part)
8. Do glowing eyes make lines?
9. Does every single general/important person in the Sengoku period move lightning fast?
10. Can one really wield a huge long ass weapon with ONE hand?
11. Did nuclear bombs exist all the way in Sengoku period (Thumbs up. Motonari-sama)
12. So, can all generals fly, or just like, defy gravity and stay in the air?
13. Can horses jump from high areas and land without getting injured?
14. Ninja parts are forgiven so there is no question 14.
15. Is Takenaka Hanbei Zorro's idol? (The mask-thing you know)
16. Why does Takenaka Hanbei have the "IKEMEN!!! イケメン！！！！" look on him compared to other generals?
17. So... sword-whips-kinda-weapons existed back in Sengoku period..?
18. Ninjas are forgiven. SKIP!
19. Erm.. so... does Motochika has a leg or steel or something? (Kojuurou's sword didn't pierce him.)
20. Wee! Masamune can release electrical energy balls! (sorry, I don't know the attack name) Since this is concerning Masamune-sama, he's COMPLETELY forgiven.
21. Ninjas can fly. Remember that, kids.
22. Gundams existed all the way back in Sengoku period. True or false? (Hondam Tadakatsu!)
23. Dramatic charge-and-strike-one-blow-at-enemy-and-then-you-win is epic. No questions for this.
24. So... Did they recycle Masamune's entire Sengoku Basara 2 opening video for about 8 seconds? Repetitive scenes but rearranged. (Damn that was good)
25. Is it just me or did a certain scene get shipped to the anime for episode 5? (I can see some similiar moves happening with my own two fangirling eyes)
26. Can two spears stop a Gundam?
27. Ninjas can jump real high. No questions.
28. Shurikens and a single katana can deflect arrows and bullets. True or false?
29. Can retainers run at lightning speed to protect their masters?
30. Do you gain Basara by just flapping your cape in the wind and raising your hands like you're God?
31. Bascially, the entire Oda Clan, save Ichi, are assholes. SKIP!
32. Can people die from getting crushed by a huge dude? (Toyotomi-san!)
33. Little girls hold huge-hammer-like weapons! NEXT!
34. Sengoku perioud had mahou-shoujo (magical girl) transfomations. True or False?
35. Masamune-sama, I noticed you jumped onto your speeding horse. Doesn't your crotch hurt or anything? O_O / @_@
36. Yukimura, how is it that you can jump and land standing up on a speeding horse?
    
37. So do all big evil people shoot laser beams from their eyes?
38. Masamune-sama, do you ALWAYS smile when facing a challenge? (wait, I know the answer)
39. Masamune-sama, Yukimura, how do you make your horses jump so darn high?
40. Exchanging blows are dangerous between Uesugi Kenshin and Takeda Shingen. Why?
41. Damn, flashbacks are hot. Just because you're watching Masamune doesn't make you the seme, Yukimura. You're STILL the uke. NEXT!
42. Masamune-sama, what do you use to wash your hair? Looks pretty soft to me.
43. Masamune-sama, tell me more about your eyepatch?
44. Masamune-sama, would you not look like the uke in the flashback?
45. Masamune-sama, it's nothing. I just felt like calling you.
46. Can horses withstand the Basara both Masamune and Yukimura exhume? -_- (THEY'RE LITERALLY FLAMMING UP!)
47. Erm, Masamune and Yukimura's Basara is able to match "the eyebeams" of Toyotomi and Nobunaga. We know the answer. NEXT!
48. Damn, Masamune-sama, you always wear good expressions! NEXT!
49. Ever notice how nice looking all their teeth are? No cavities whatsoever nonsense. (All generals in general)
50. And the last..... How come I don't see Fuuma Kotarou, Azai Nagamasa, Oichi, Matsunaga Hisahide (**** you), Imagawa Yoshimoto, and a proper clip of Tokugawa Ieyasu? No, don't start screenshoting the last few seconds before the logo shows up in that PV to show me.

50 Questions. Okay, less than that but the last number's 50. Now, can my interest in Sengoku Basara be seen now? Curiousity, curiousity, and more fangirling is laid bare. Anyone care to count the number of times I mentioned "Masamune-sama!"? There isn't enough Kojuurou in there but I feel kinda sorry for the ones who never turned up in the video. Not that they turned up in the real Sengoku Basara Battle Heroes opening either though...

That was the rant at dawn. Good night, leave a proper comment if you feel like you must. If you're just commenting to tell me this post is boring, fear not. I'll just delete it anyway lol.