Driving

Driving with your mum in the car sucks.

Why?

• Exceed 50kmph and she'll scream at you.
• Overtake a car moving at 20kmph and she'll scream at you.
• Brake less than she expects you to and she'll scream at you.
• Leave your foot on the accelerator even though your car has completely stopped and she'll scream at you.
• Brake less than 3 metres away from the car in front of you and she'll scream at you.

So, I came up with my fucking retarded solutions

1. Drive at 20kmph ANYWHERE.
2. If the car in front is moving at 20, I move at 10!
3. Make sure to nearly stop the car every time she expects me to brake.
4. I'll leave my foot on the brake even after the car stops. And I'll pull the handbrake too no matter where!
5. I'll fucking brake FIVE METRES away from the car in front of me.

Yeah, that should be good enough.