Omerta -Chinmoku no Okite- Kiryuu Reiji

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Omerta ~Chinmoku no Okite~ by Karin Chat Noir.

1) HNNNG!!
2) HNNNNNNNNNG!
3) HNNNNNNNNNNNG!! KIRYUU REIJI!!!!!!
4) HNNNNNNN- *dies*

There's only one name above. And that's the name of the person I'm about to bitch about. So, before I start,

KIRYUU REIJI!!! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!!

Shut it. You know you're not actually THAT badass. You know you go weak in the knees because of him. God forbid that another game has the main character called by his initials like, lol, JJ. I'll seriously run away screaming even if the men are super sexy and plot... well... dark.

Kiryuu Reiji goes by the nickname of Death Hound (I swear that I like to think of something else when I see his nickname). He's very good with guns. He's from the King Caesar Family. He's actually totally in love and horny for Luka Belini, the boss of King Caesar. I should say he WAS. He's now ALL JJ's to take. All that cuteness overload, enjoy your loot, Death Scythe! According to me, I think this pairing was actually supposed to be the hidden main pairing of the game, and not Azusa. YES I HATE AZUSA.

Aa, even if I replay the scenes again and again, his cuteness is just so... so... Put it this way. If you were JJ, you'd fuck Reiji all day long for as long as you live. YOU'RE BEING DECEIVED BY HIS APPEARANCE.  Cute! Cute! Cute! Cute! Originally dubbed him as the Keisuke-clone but Kei-chan still totally pwns Kiryuu in the path of the wanko. 

*cough cough*

Behold! 

Cute!

SHUT UP HE'S CUTE DURING SEX AND THAT'S WHAT MATTERS.

Kiryuu is absurdly cute. That's a given. Heck, even JJ finds him adorable. The former policeman is as good as he gets. Work efficient, devoted, almost everything and anything that could be asked for in a package. ALMOST. Sadly, he's TOO devoted (passionate, rather) at times and can get quite hot headed at times. He'd point his gun (no, I literally meant GUN) at JJ, bicker with him all the time and show obvious distrust towards him. They've have had a pretty rough start but hey, all's worth it. Go ask the man who just secured himself an irresistibly cute uke.Does he regret anything? No. NO. HE DOESN'T. But it's also because he takes everything like a man.

Where your guns at?

Now, if they both hate each other so much till the point where they're actually pointing their guns at each other and having uh.. manly fist fights, how did they uh.. come out together? It starts with this.

What're you looking at?

Child's just misunderstood the entire situation so he feels upset because he doesn't know it's a misunderstanding and proceeds to masturbate thinking that the misunderstanding is indeed true and that he was not chosen to spend the night with his boss Ruka Belini. Dear Kiryuu, being fucked by JJ, in my obviously-not-so-humble opinion, it should be quite an honour to be fucked by JJ rather than your boss. I've not played Ruka's route yet but heck, JJ's one hell of a man already (Yeap, he's so manly, he FAPS to DEATH THREATS in Azusa's route). 

ANYWAY. [Note that I'm only going through it very briefly]

Kiryuu Reiji's story goes like this. It kicks off from where JJ accepts a job request from Master who's the middleman for King Caesar Scissor Caesar Family. King Scissor extends an invitation to JJ to be part of their Family. For what I've long forgotten. JJ accepts but he's not really welcomed. He's only welcomed after he's gone through a round of manly beating from Kiryuu during interrogation. Which Ruka, the Boss, has no idea about. Ruka finds out, decides to punish the people who assisted Kiryuu during the interrogation but he steps up to defend them. Things are even now and JJ goes through the Family ritual (whutwuzitcalled?). Kiryuu's requested to call for JJ one night by Ruka. Here. You make your choices. Ruka or Kiryuu. I DIG Kiryuu so I WENT for Kiryuu right away. Upon refusing an advance from Ruka, JJ heads back to his room and hears sounds from Kiryuu's room. Thinking he's sick, JJ takes a peek! Tada! SOMEONE'S MASTURBATING!!!! Kiryuu's uhm... having this.. depressed-masturbating-session to cheer himself up and yeah... JJ sees it. 

Kiryuu realizes that some pervert one was watching and stops abruptly. He confronts JJ bout whateverthefuck he just saw and JJ admits to seeing whateverthefuck he just saw. The misunderstanding that Ruka called JJ in for sex was dispelled. Happy Kiryuu fanboys for a bit before JJ decides to have sex with him because he feels responsible for causing Kiryuu to end the session abruptly. FUCK YEAH I LIKE YOUR REASONING JJ! Dere Kiryuu starts from here.

Um skipping some events. Few days/weeks/months/(i dunno!) later, Dragon Head (the rival mafia) attempts to assassinate Ruka.They phail. Kiryuu directs an assault back on them after JJ reassures him of some things.

Now, before JJ leaves the control room you have two options. Since Kiryuu'll be holding JJ's hand as a form of a handshake (yeah right, you just wanted to hold it, Kiryuu. ADMIT IT!). You have the choice of "Hugging" or "Calming him down". Choose the latter and Kiryuu dies. Choose the former and you'll realize how much Kiryuu wants to be fucked by JJ again.

After the entire battle against Dragon Head, JJ decides that he'll be leaving the King Scissor manor to do more investigations. Kiryuu tries to stop him but JJ persists on his choice. You can obviously tell both JJ and Kiryuu are already horny for each other so...

Fuck, now that I listen while replaying Kiryuu's route, his cuteness level's skyrocketing! 

"Fine, do what ever you want! But you're not laying a finger on my body."
"I see. If you're the person saying it then it can't be helped."
"Goodbye Kiryuu. It was fun while it lasted."
".......................Wait. I............. lied."
"....I....... want you."
"Kiryuu... are you sure you won't regret it?"
"It's already too late... You idiot...!!"
"It may be the last time. Alright with it?"
"....Do whatever you want, you... "
*JJ attacks instantly*


I really wanna roll around fangirling at him but I can't right now. Will do it later. I'll obviously tell you to listen to the entire conversation before the rather sexily cute (lol whut?) Kiryuu's (third) ero scene (with JJ). 

HNNNNNNNNNNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ENJOY THE FUCKING SCENE.

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