Image Problem?

I scroll through my image folders and realize that out of 3000+ images, the ones I can actually use as wallpapers are only a handful. A few simple reasons to it.

1. Wrong resolution
2. White background
3. PG-13 images
4. PG-13 images in wrong resolution
5. R-18 images
6. R-18 in wrong resolution
7. Wtf images
8. Wtf PG-13 images
9. Wtf PG-13 images in wrong resolution
10. Wtf R-18 images
11. Wtf R-18 in wrong resolution

Lesson: Always get images with large resolution.

And that I have a severe lack of R-18 images. I need more.

Don't get me wrong. I'm no pervert. I, uh, love, uh... the... the human anatomy and the mating process of men.

Watch list so far...

Mawaru Penguin Drum
Stalker power! Penguin power! Kanba power! Er.. Penguin (hat) power!

No.6
I personally like the novel more the anime. More "homotastic". Not to say that the anime is bad, I mean, it's good as long as you leave the novel untouched. So far so good in No. 6's anime. Nezumi's still being a big ball of angst and hatred for No. 6 and Shion... the naive child with a huge heart.

Usagi Drops
Erm more father-daughter sessions. More character development. Production I.G.'s definitely bringing it all out in a good pace.

Sacred 7
Are these guys really the same ones who brought us Tiger and Bunny or Code Geass for that matter? 
Kijima Knight. is. a. giant. ball. of. anger. But he still has nice hips and ass.
Alma. ....... and er.. whatever that girl's name was, why not try listening to both sides of the story before deciding who you should assist, hm? I don't know but I can't help but feel that the professor's fucking pretentious. And female 'bodyguard' of his has a fucking annoying attitude. Is she was supposed to be an absurdly cool and laid back character, seriously, might as well treat her as cannon fodder,

Kamisama Dolls
Thank you for understanding that we really needed more Aki. But now you've latched him with some crazy big boobied woman. Will she talk you into dominating the world first? Will you kill her first? WHICH WILL HAPPEN!? Aaaaaaaaki!!!!!


Kyohei, I don't know. Really beginning to dislike you character. The amount of Utao screentime was glorious. THAT is the amount of screentime she SHOULD have if she's just going to be fucking annoying and useless. No, she is no where near cute. Thankfully Hibino isn't annoying. Seriously, she's one of the few rather sane characters around.

Ikoku Meiro no Croisee
Anything aside from Yune and Claude is not permitted! You're such an annoying scheming little bitch, Alice. Just because you're rich, it doesn't mean that you can buy anything in the world. Especially people.

Taiga Bunny
Kotetsu wants to retire soon but Bunny still needs him. Are you going to retire and leave Bunny all alone? And seriously, Kotetsu, you sucked as a dad to your own daughter all along. No wonder she hated you before episode 17.

Steins;Gate
is getting increasingly depressing. I have said before that the person who'll ultimately suffer the most is Okabe Rintarou for he'll continue to have memories of events that have actually occurred yet will not occur again because of the changing time line each time he travels back in time to ultimately save Mayushii. 
And seriously, Okabe, did you bang Rumiho? It's kinda lampshaded that you did.

Hanasaku Iroha
... Yay drama?

Ao no Exorcist
-no comment-

Uta Prince
Are you positive that Hijirikawa Masato and Jinguuji Ren are not gay for each other? The amount of hoyay between them cannot be unseen. Nanami, you'll have better luck talking to Itoki or your stalker before they turn gay too. 

Dantalian no Shoka
Dalian is thankfully, not annoying. Tsundere child indeed. Obviously rather affectionate for Claude. Episode 2 was much better than the rather weak episode 1. 

Nyatsume Yuujinchou
Haven't started watching it yet. I know it's a guaranteed to be good series so I'm saving it up to marathon through the whole show later.

Gankutsuo
Ah, a series I had wanted to watch many years back but... for some reason decided to keep putting it off. I must say I was charmed by the Count's blue skin design when I first saw pictures. A little bit of YouTube led me to watch the French miniseries 1998 adaption Le Comte de Monte Cristo. I was disappointed that he wasn't blue. Brilliant story of revenge. No, actually, the idea to watch it revived because a friend wanted to watch it.

JJ x Kiryuu. OTP (of mine and another 841 people).

JJxKiryu scored 2nd on top pairing. See, Kiryuu, even the fans think you're better off being fucked by JJ than your boss. EVEN IF HE'S HIRARIN. TEEHEE!

I DO NOT WANT TO ACKNOWLEDGE NUMBER 1. PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME DO IT ;_;

The short text that comes along with the results 

GOODもBADも一番好きなのはこのCPです！！！BADは切なすぎて泣きました(´；д；`)　その後にやったGOODでもうもうこっちまで幸せな気分になりました！このCP最強です！！
ＪＪの部屋からとにかく出て行こうとする霧生が可愛かった。あんなに可愛い顔して帰ると言われても帰せません！
霧生相手だとちょっと甘くなっているＪＪがたまりません。何気に瑠夏に妬いてるのに霧生が全くわかってないところもまた・・・。霧生を振り回しているようで、実は可愛い霧生に振り回されっぱなしなところがいいです。霧生が可愛いすぎて困る。
ラストの明日は無理だが今夜は開いてる。って霧生さんナイス。マジナイス！見てて2424するカップルでしたｗこの2人は何年たってもこんなだろうなぁ///
お互い気にくわねぇ！！って思ってるけんかっぷる大好きです！霧生に対するJJはどっか子供っぽくていじめっこっぽくて萌えます！
霧生の嘆願するような喘ぎが！！良すぎて悶えました！何気におねだり上手なんですか！？
最初のプレイで霧生BADに遭遇し涙で画面見えなくなりました。ウォオオオオオオ霧生ゥウゥウゥオレダー！フランコダー！
ツ・ン・デ・レ・霧生！！！　と、殺し屋JJの絡みはたまらないっ！！JJ、自慢の腕で霧生のハートも撃ち砕いたのかい？
ＪＪってクールキャラかと思ってたら意外とおちゃめだったｗ霧生にからむＪＪはイキイキしてた気がする。
狂犬な霧生が可愛くなるこのカップルが好きです。たまには逆でも大丈夫そうで、見てみたいかな？
はじめ喧嘩ばかりしていた二人が相棒のような関係になって恋仲になるのがとてもキュンとしました。ＪＪといるときの霧生は肩の力が抜けたようでとっても可愛いです…ＪＪといるときの霧生が好きです。
JJのいじめっ子ぶりが発揮されていて楽しいです。そしていじめられた霧生が動揺したり頬染めたりふくれたり。可愛い反応がたくさんで大好きな二人です
見ててほわほわした気持ちになります。だんだんとJJにのめり込んで惚れていく霧生が可愛くて死ぬかとおもいました(笑)JJがあのシーンに遭遇してくれてよかった…！
霧生かわゆす！絵に描いたようなツンデレに、画面の前で「かわいい～！」を連発していましたｗｗｗ　JJもなんというか、狙っているわけではないんでしょうが、「押して（押してないけど・笑）ダメなら引いてみな」戦法（？）が冴えていましたｗ　テンネンのくせにー！（笑）

KIRYUUUUUUUU REIJIIIIIII!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUuuu~~~~~!!!

Because FUCK YEAH! KIRYUU REIJI!

(taken from http://omega.karin-e.jp/05_sp/09_03_vote_t_chara.htm)
You're just so damn fucking adorable.
This undeniably adorable man scored 2nd on the character rankings.
Number 1, is, without a doubt, taken by JJ.

Whut came with the results...
尻尾と犬耳と首輪をつけてあげたい…！！霧生に萌え死にさせられました！好きすぎてもはや辛いですｗ
赤い首輪をプレゼントするので結婚しよう
イケメンで不器用で可愛い人！大好きです！彼氏になってほしい！ぶっきらぼうで優しい男の人好き！そして理想的な受け！

続きはこちら
一途すぎるゆえの不器用さが愛おしいです。幸せになってほしいです。 霧生だけにわんこそば（・ω・）かわいいですｖＶ 熱血で真面目なのに、実はものすごく嫉妬深い一面がある、そんなギャップが好きです。意外と乙女な？性格だと思います。 一見クールで人を寄せ付けないオーラを放ってるのに。いざ懐くと本当に可愛くてビックリ！ちょっと乙女ちっくなとこも萌えます～！ 堅くて融通がきかないぶん、デレた時の破壊力がすごいです！堅デレわんこ！ 夜目が利き、早撃ちが得意という他の人にはないアドバンテージがあるところに惹かれました。 霧生可愛いーーーーー！！！ 最初はなんてイヤミなやつと思っていたのですが、土下座のシーンからがもう可愛くて可愛くて萌え転がりました！霧生がセリフを言うたびログを見返しセリフを聞き直し、なかなかゲームが進みませんでした(笑)今では最初のイヤミな時も可愛くて、霧生は何していても可愛いです。 霧生のBAD ENDに号泣しました。ボスを守るために命がけでDHと戦う霧生がかっこよすぎました！留守電に入っている最期の霧生の言葉がとても感動しました。悲しいけれど素晴らしいBAD ENDでした。 誕生日のパーティでびっくり箱を貰った時の反応が天然っぽくて萌えましたｗ JJのあの説明で納得しちゃうのかよ！みたいな。狂犬なのに生真面目なとこが可愛いですよね。 リンチから土下座への流れに恐怖と笑いと萌えを感じましたなにこの子…好き！ファミリーにからかわれてプルプルしてるの凄く可愛いんですがなにこの子…大好き！！ プレイしてみて、真の総受けは霧生であると信じて疑いません！霧生かわいいよ霧生！！！！！ 最初の狂犬からワンコになるまではハラハラしましたが霧生からきりゅわんになった途端可愛さ爆発でした！おめったーではチワワに見える始末。彼への萌が止まらないです！ こんなに暑い日でもきっちりスーツを着ているんだろうなぁ…。そういう律儀で真面目なところが好き。 いぬ耳みたいな癖毛がとてもかわいい。生真面目な性格も新鮮で面白い。見ていてつい弄りたくなる。彼の全てが愛おしい。 JJと瑠夏の関係を勘違いしてるとことか、一人で後ろ使ってにゃんにゃんしちゃうとことか可愛すぎる＜●＞＜●＞ JJになって、霧生をいじりたい！キングシーザー本部の中庭に縁台出して、缶ビール片手に一緒に花火したい。もちろん浴衣！そんなＳＳが観たいです。 最初はまさしく狂犬のようだったのが懐いてくれると可愛い子犬のようで萌えました！わんこキャラにはまったのは初めてなんですが、もう可愛すぎてたまりません。 始めはお堅い仏頂面だしJJにいやに突っかかってくるし嫌味だし…と思ってたらデレた時の破壊力にやられました。特典CDの瑠夏に萌えてんのかJJに萌えてんのかわからない所が可愛かったです。 ＪＪに髪を触られて赤くなる霧生がいい。ツンツン時だったら、こんな可愛い反応じゃなくて、怒って終わりだと思うので、可愛くなってくれて嬉しい。 愛すべきわんこ！優秀だけどたまに突っ走っちゃうところがほっとけなくてイイ！ 感じ悪いなーと思ってたら一人エッチのシーンの可愛さに一目惚れしました！何気初心な所とか、なにあの可愛い生物*＞ω＜* とにかくあの1人Hシーンは悶えました！JJと一緒にあの霧生が！と呟いてしまいました。真面目でストイックなキャラのエロいシーンは最高です！ 霧生可愛い。本当に可愛い。大事なことなので二度言います。 よーしゃよーしゃこのワンコめ！モフモフしてやんよｗｗ。とムツ〇ロウさん風に愛でてました。（調子に乗ってやりすぎて咬まれるオチ） わんこかわいい（Ｕ＾ω＾）わんわんお！ がぜん霧生くんです！最初のツンはフィクションか！？ってくらいの霧生の真っ赤な顔のテレデレがかわいくて霧生のことを考えてると１日が終わっていることが最近の出来事です。照れ顔をもっと見させておくれ礼司と読んでいいのはJJだけですねなのでうかつに呼べませんBADが良いストーリーほどキャラを愛すので1番好きです！BADを洪水のごとく涙を流しながら毎日やるのが日課です霧生！！！！！言葉じゃあらわせないくらい愛してんぞおおおおおおおおお！ 負けず嫌いなのに変なところでヘタレちゃう姿が可愛いです＾＾ボスの事が大好きなのにJJの事を意識しすぎてオロオロしたり…意外に回りから好かれる辺りがワンコ炸裂でしたｗ

A few random opinions on the shows I'm watching so far....

Mawaru Penguin Drum
-everything for Kanba-
Penguins. And Kanba. And Penguins. And Kanba. And Penguins. And Kanba. And stalkers. And Kanba. And Incest. And Kanba.
This show seems to have a few new / unknown seiyuus. And the best part? Some of their voices are absolutely nice!

I'd like to be a penguin for Kanba

No. 6
I liek the amount of Hoyay! you're pushing in my face but I understand that it's actually reflecting exactly how much they care for one another in a friendship sense. I'm just watching the show with my fujou goggles on. Cannot help but feel like something bad's gonna happen to Nezumi by the end of the series..

Usagi Drops
I liek what I read from tropes. And I shall stick to this series.

Sacred 7
Yes, more sexy waist. You can make everything right again with more sexy waists.

Kamisama Dolls
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! AKI. AKI IS THE TRUE ENDING. BOOBIES. STOP INCREASING THE AMOUNT OF HUGE BOUNCING BOOBIES ON THE FACKING SCREEN AND GET MORE AKI. AND OH, LESS ANNOYING LOLI. I DO NOT CARE IF SHE SEEMS CUTE, SHE AIN'T CUTE. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKIIIIIIIIII!!!

Ikoku Meiro no Croisee
Haa... Yune, you're so cute. Claude and his grandpa's definitely having the time of their lives now that you're in it. All hail the pedo senses.

Kamisama Memochou
Erm... I'm sorry that as a fellow NEET, I can't enjoy this NEET show

Taiga and Bunneh!
I'm feeling very depressed because of Sky High's love life and Kotetsu's pending future as a hero. And yes, more deredere Bunneh please, it's one of the few things to remedy this void growing in my heart :( MOAR SWIMSUIT SHOTS TOO IF YOU DON'T MIND!!

Steins;Gate
I know Suzuha's dad IS Daru. Stop lamp-shading the obvious. And glad to see that Okarin totally going all out to save Mayushii.

Hanasaku Iroha
Err.... Joy for the inns! I hope Minchi does get Tohru to realize that she's totally in love with him. And I really hope Ohana's gonna get a happy ending with that boy... People think too much.

Ao no Exorcist
Do her boobs really need to bounce every time she moves, A-1? I see where the budget is going. HER BOOOOOOBIES!

Uta Prince
Mmm, keep going, keep going. I like my bishies already.

Dantalian no Shoka

Dantalian no Shoka, though you seem to have a nice OST, the pacing probably made the show feel bland (lol RPG style- monster after monster). The art style doesn't quite match the mood of the show, assuming if the director wanted it to be dark.
-ReasonX07, 2011.

 Is this what I've been looking forward to all along despite having a grudge against Huey's hair? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WHYYYYYYYY!!! (huey's fine when he puts on the goggles. PUT ON TEH GOGGLES HUEY, PUT IT ON!). And this may be one of the times where I find Sawashiro Miyuki rather unsuitable as Dalian. My I don't dislike her as much as I did in Kure-nai though... Or maybe it's just a Sawashiro Miyuki overload.

so... sex in toilets?

Sex in toilets? Male toilets? Or toilets in general? Seriously? Do you people even know how bliddy dirty a toilet can get? And a public one to boot? Like especially for guys, they suck at aiming. They can very well be the best FPS players out there but they can still fucking miss the spot. The result? THE result? YOU WANT PICTURES OF THE RESULT?!

AUGHHHH REALIST ME STOP SPEAKING!!!

in an awkward conclusion, sex in toilets should only be done in a) manga b) doujins c)ecchi and d)actual toilets that are super sparkly clean. And ooh, apparently doing it in the toilet while other people are also inside doing their thing is kinky. Gee. It's gonna be weird if you're having sex and suddenly the guy in the next cubicle takes a dump. Enjoy... the 'scent'.

A random post brought to you by a sleep deprived idiot who's somehow slaving away at the laptop at 5:38A.M. in the morning.

Good morning, and good night.


(I MAY UPDATE THIS POST IF I FEEL LIKE IT!! HEE HEE!!)


TAKAI TAKAI SKY HIGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Spring 2011 anime so far..

Tiger and Bunny. 
So much hoyay. Thank you TV Tropes for dispelling my doubts. I KNEW there was something fishy with the first ending song. And seriously, drinking until you don't remember anything at all in the next morning? Oh Sunrise, how you play around with us fujoushi.

And and and I INSIST SKY HIGH IS GAY. I WON'T CHANGE MY MIND EVEN IF YOU PIT HIM WITH A GIRL! HE'S REALLY ADORABLE WHEN PUT TOGETHER WITH ORIGAMI CYCLONE.

Steins;Gate
Is getting very interesting

Deadman Wonderland
I refuse to talk about it.

Ano Hana
Menma did spoil the show at times by being fucking annoying but overall the show's okay. Episode 10 felt more like the real ending than episode 11. Seriously, at the end of episode 10, I was liek "Whut? She's still around?". Episode 11: "Beetch, just go already OTL"

Ao no Exorcist
Mmm, delicious Okamuracest. Show's pretty nice overall and it's AMAZING A-1 is following the manga.

Yondemasuyo, Azazel-san
The grey area of things where you are supposed to laugh at AND feel sorry for the demons fates in the hands of Akutabe-san and Sakuma-san.

Hanasaku Iroha (is this spring's? I can't remember anymore)
It's nice. It's nice. I wonder why didn't I pick this up right away back then

Sekaiichi Hatsukoi
Takano-san, your life sucks :( You really need a hug.
Even your subordinate, Hattori, gets to have more sex than you do. Let's not forget Kisa-san too. You're actually being cockblocked by your friend, Yokozawa too. The worse part? Your uke, Ritsu, is in total denial about his feelings for you.

Summer '11 Anime so far...

Image spam ahoy! Well, because im too lazy to make a new post, that's why.